today was rough. the kids were out of control. meredith and i think that they may not calm down until after christmas. everyday they are so excited about the fact that we are doing holiday activities. we actually had a kid pee on the floor. he was wearing jeans and sneakers and he peed on the fucking floor. there was a pool of piss on the floor. a pool. the titanic could've sunk in this oceanic sea of urea. he walked away from it, didn't tell anyone, and acted like he knew nothing about it when we caught him hiding with his pants soaked like a kitchen sponge. seriously, that's not normal. this pee was in the middle of the floor. the physics of it are mind-boggling. he was wearing pants, shoes, layers, for christ's sake. how did he have enough pee in him to form a puddle on the floor, when some had already absorbed into his pants and welled up in his shoes? how exactly? meredith and me now call him pee-pee pants...of course not to his face. instead of telling the kids to get their coats today after clean-up, mereidth said, "if you are a butterfly and you are ready to go outside...you have made mistake." it was hilarious.
in other news, i wish i was a mind reader. and i also wish beaked animals would hibernate. forever.
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